At this morning’s playdate, a little girl was on a mission to eat all the snacks. Her mom nervously laughed and was like, “you’d swear I didn’t feed her this morning! I promise, she had a full breakfast- eggs, sausage, hash browns- from scratch mind you- and she ate them all.”
And I swear, the entire playdate came to a screeching halt.
“UM, DID YOU JUST SAY YOU MADE FREAKING HASH BROWNS FROM SCRATCH?”
There was a quick moment of silence and then Christine, being Christine, initiated a slow clap while the mama blushed and pretty much immediately started backtracking.
“Well they were actually kind of easy. It wasn’t a big deal. And I don’t do it all the time. I happened to have time this morning.”
And then I’m like, hold on.
When did it become embarrassing to have yourself together?
Why is this poor lady ashamed of being AWESOME this morning?
I get it. Hot mess mom culture is in. We’ve turned the tides and are owning it. Messy buns? Hells yes. Messy house? Of course! Yoga pants? All day. Every day.
And you know what? That’s fine. Be a hot mess. Everyone is at some point. Lord knows I spend more than my share of time in the Hot Mess Mom Club. This job is hard, and we sure don’t need to be judging each other.
But also, we don’t need to be judging each other.
You shouldn’t have to be embarrassed that you are nailing this mom thing. You can take pride in a job well done without coming across as braggy, and you can tell your friends about what your life is like without people thinking you’re a jerk. Make your kids smoothies, or kale, or hash browns from scratch. Take them to the park, be screen-free, do an arts and crafts project every day. It’s okay to be a hot mess some days, or all the days, but it’s also okay not to be. And unless you’re being a total snob about it, you shouldn’t have to hear that you have too much time or your hands, or that you’re making everyone else look bad, or whatever it is that people might say to ward off their own insecurity. You’re doing fine, mama. More than fine; you’re #MomGoals over there. And frankly, we’re a little jealous.
And as for the rest of us- if another mom mentions that she is nailing this parenting thing, try to rein in your judgement and applaud her. Literally or figuratively. Because maybe tomorrow, you’ll be the badass making smoothies, and you’ll want a slow clap of your own.
Shell says
Hahaha LOVE your post!!!! Sometimes we’re halfway to the store before we realize our kid has one shoe on and other times we’re nailing kale shakes for kids on Pinterest… 🙂
thesaltymamas says
Right? Let’s just acknowledge that we can all be both, depending on the day (hour? Minute?) and move on!
Kristie of ceoMom says
Heck yea! It’s like they shame you if you do horrible and shame you if you do great. Just focus on being awesome for your kids, nothing else matters.
Great post,
Kristie http://www.themomlifechronicles.com
thesaltymamas says
You’re totally right here. You’re the only one who knows what your kids need (or what YOU need, amiright?) Nobody should judge you, no matter how you handle your business.
Kristie of ceoMom says
Exactly!
The Wordy Mom says
Seriously, this is an awesome post. There’s so much talk about people judging us for our imperfections but in reality, we can feel equally judged for our perfections. What you’re saying is so right. It’s hard to nail it. So when you nail it, OWN IT!
thesaltymamas says
We gotta celebrate our wins where we can, right?
younglovemommy says
What a great post! I don’t always have it together but I mostly do but I rarely talk about it because like you said “hot mess mom” is in. But on the other hand I don’t feel I need to tell anyone my business… messy or neat… it’s mine.
thesaltymamas says
Love that perspective- no one needs to be talking about what you’re doing anyways! People are nosy!
The Sprouting Minds says
This post is more than great! It is sad that we have come to this…there is absolutely no room for shaming, whatever direction it may be. Heck, I strive some days to be that mom that should be getting a round of applause, and I would gladly accept it ?
thesaltymamas says
Right?? If I made hash browns from scratch, I’d want a celebratory MARCHING BAND. But I’ll take what I can get 😉
GeekMama says
I’m reading this while slowly peddling a bike at the gym. Now I want hashbrowns. ?
thesaltymamas says
I know someone who will make you some from scratch if you’re ever out this way ?
Jiya B says
This is a lovely post. I remember most of the time I go to Grocery store in my nightsuit as I do not get time to change and I look weird But this is how Motherhood is. 🙂
thesaltymamas says
I’ve been there! Whatever gets the job done!
Maranda Laverdure says
This was a great read. My favorite thing is the honesty that we are not perfect, but we do what we can when we can!!
thesaltymamas says
Totally! Some days it’s kale smoothies, some days it’s Cheetos. It’s all about balance ?
nicoleandthecouches says
I love this!! I don’t wear yoga pants or leggings and other moms can’t believe it! I just don’t like them!!