Mom Humor Archives – The Salty Mamas

Things We Say to Kids (That You’d NEVER Say To Adults

September 18, 2021September 1, 2021 by thesaltymamas

woman giving side eye. text: things we say to kids that you'd never say to an adult

There are things parents say all the time. “Do you have to go potty?” “Be a big girl,” and “You’re getting so big!” But try saying that to a grown up sometime, and we can assure you- it’s not going to end well!

10 Things That All Toddlers Do

September 18, 2021July 7, 2021 by Salty Jaymi

toddler on swing; text: 10 things all toddlers have in common

I know they say “every kid is different.” And while they’re right, there are a few things that all toddlers do (well, almost all anyways). Here are the things that pretty much every toddler has in common, from two moms with 6 kids between them. I mean…toddlers. Am I right? … Read More

Funniest Parenting Tweets About Coffee

April 21, 2021 by thesaltymamas

20 hilarious parenting tweets about coffee

Need a cup (or pot) of coffee to deal with your kids in the morning? You are not alone! So go reheat your lukewarm coffee, sit down, and check out the funniest parenting tweets about coffee.

Coffee. The daytime life blood of parents. And yet, we never seem to actually get to drink one warm cup no matter how hard we try. So whether your coffee is hot, cold, lukewarm or served with a side of broccoli (one of our more depressing experiences) the parents of Twitter have been there too. So we hope you enjoy these Tweets – and that they make you feel a little less bad about your own sad coffee.

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7 Parenting Mistakes We Made with our First Kids

March 3, 2021 by Salty Christine

7 Parenting Mistakes and how to avoid them

Parenting is nothing if not learning the hard way. And we are not to proud to say that we learned a LOT between having our first and second kids. Are we parenting experts? Not by a long shot! But can we admit that we made some classic parenting mistakes with … Read More

Funniest Distance Learning Tweets that are SO 2020

February 17, 2021September 9, 2020 by Salty Christine

Struggling through distance learning with your kids? Let’s look on the sunny side- or at least laugh about the darkside!- together with these collection of hilarious tweets about distance learning.

I think we can all agree that this year looks…different than any other school year we’ve ever been through! As we all work through figuring out Zoom and common core and just being around our kids all day long it can be super overwhelming.

If you’re anything like us? You might feel like bursting into tears at any moment. And you know what they say, if you don’t laugh – you’ll cry. So let’s laugh instead with these hilarious back to school tweets – distance learning edition! Because if the funniest distance learning tweets can’t turn your day around, it might be time to cancel school for the day.