Feeling a Little Salty? You’re Not Alone!

We’re Christine and Jaymi, two salty mamas with seven kids between us. We’re happy to be your virtual mom squad!

With lazy-mom approved kids activities, snarky playdate chatter, and little ways to make your life more fun, we’re here to make your momlife a little sweeter.

Even when you’re feeling salty.

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Got Bunch O Balloons? Try This Recycled Materials Art Project

Wondering what to do with your used Bunch O Balloons? Try this fun recycled materials art project for toddlers, using recycled Bunch O Balloons fast fillers. It’s an ecofriendly way to prolong the life of this summer staple (and work your kids’ creativity in the process!) If you ask my kids, they’ll tell you all about how much they LOVE summer. There are block parties, and beach days, and adventures. There are museum visits and swim lessons and EPIC water balloon fights with the neighbors. But what they always seem to forget is that summer is also filled with long, lazy days that sometimes feel wayyyy too long. This is particularly felt on days following particularly exciting events.  Take one day last summer, for example. The day before had been EXTRA fun and full of impromptu play, filling up a Bunch O Balloons kit and hosting a big water balloon fight, and hopping in and out of the neighbor’s pool. So when I told them that today was going to be a more low-key, stay at home day, they did exactly what you might expect. They lost their minds.  So I did what any mother who values her sanity would do. I scrambled to find something- anything- to stop the kids’ incessant whining. The used Bunch O Balloons were the first things that caught my eye, and I decided to turn them into something new.  And in the process, a new summertime art project for preschoolers was created. Straw paint brush using blue paint to create art on paper. Text overlay: Bunch A Balloons art project for kids.

10 Things Stuck at Home Kids Should Do Every Day

Wondering what to do with your kids when school is cancelled? Find a list of activities you should include on your daily schedule for kids at home (and a few tips for maintaining a sense of normalcy) in this post from a teacher and two moms in the trenches.

Let’s call a spade a spade- life.is.weird. Like, under normal circumstances it’s strange, but these days? We’re taking it to the next level.

If you, like us, are dealing with kids who aren’t used to being home, you’re probably wondering what to do with kids when school is cancelled. You might be trying to fill long, lonely days, or working to come up with a daily schedule for kids at home.

Whatever the case, we’re all kind of grasping at straws here. It’s not like we’ve all done this before. So, as with all things, be kind to yourself. Give yourself grace. Take deep breaths, and feel free to evolve this kids’ daily schedule (and your schedule, too) as needed.

A smiling child with glasses. ;text overlay: 10 activities your kids should do during social distancing.

Solo Cup Stacking Engineering Challenge for Preschoolers

Need a quick independent activity for your preschoolers? Try this solo cup stacking challenge for kids all of all ages. It’s an engineering challenge your preschoolers (and older kids, too!) will want to play again and again.

You know those days at home that just drag on FOREVER? Maybe your kids need to stay home from school because they’re sick but don’t feel sick. Maybe you’re snowed in. 

Maybe, I don’t know, there’s a GIANT TERRIFYING VIRUS SCARE. No big deal.

But on THOSE days- the very, very long and boring ones, we need to pull out all the stops to keep our kids entertained for a bit. Whenever possible, we love those activities to be creative, educational, and engaging. It helps us to feel good about ourselves and, let’s be honest, keeps our kids out of our hair.

With that in mind, on one particularly boring stay at home day, I was trying to get my kids to build with their blocks, but to no avail. As always, when my kids aren’t interested in something I want them to do, I turn to introducing novel materials that accomplish the same objectives.

Don’t want to play with blocks? Fine. I’ll give you a red solo cup engineering challenge instead. Read on for the full instructions on how to pull off this solo cup activity for preschoolers (and trick your kids into building in the process).

solo cups stacked in a tower. Text: preschool solo cup stacking challenge

The Best Sticker Books for Toddlers

Are you looking for the best workbooks for two year olds? Or maybe you just need some quiet, sit down activities for your toddler to do? Either way, we’ve got you covered with some of the best toddler workbooks in this fantastic list.

When my daughter Lila started getting homework in kindergarten, her little brother Abe was just two years old. But every night when we sat down to do homework with Lila, Abram would get jealous- sometimes to the point of tears!- about wanting some “homework” for himself.

While I’m not the biggest fan of starting kids on academic activities too early, I also believe that we should allow kids to explore things that they’re interested in. And for whatever reason, for Abe, that was “big kid homework.”

So I took it upon myself to find some of the very highest quality, best workbooks for two year olds. We’ve tried toddler sticker books, toddler activity books, and even cut-and-paste style workbooks. Here, you’ll find a list of the workbooks for toddlers that have been the most successful for us.

A CHILD WORKING ON A TODDLER WORKBOOK USING CRAYONS; Text overlay: 13 toddler workbooks your kids will love.

How to Save Money on Rothys (PLUS an Honest Review!)

Trying to figure out how to save money on Rothys? Need a Rothys coupon that works? An honest review- and a friend code to save you cash!- here at TheSaltyMamas.com.

As busy moms, we need a shoe that can keep up. We’ve tried everything- Toms, Converse, cheap flats Rainbow flip flops- but every shoe we bought would either not work at all, or only last for a couple of months before we had to buy a new pair.

We’d been hearing ALL the hype about Rothys for a long time, but it wasn’t until Christine’s sister got a pair of her own that we finally decided to pull the trigger. She absolutely RAVED about them. The comfort, the compliments, even a chiropractor’s stamp of approval? We decided to stop debating, and start ordering.

And friends? They are SO worth it.

These are the most comfortable, durable, and stylish flats we’ve ever put on. So comfortable, in fact, that we don’t even change out of them to put on our sparkle slippers when we get home (and that’s saying something!)

So you’re on the fence about Rothys, we’re here to tell you- it’s time to get a pair of your own.

But if you find that price tag intimidating, don’t worry- we’ve figured out how to save money on Rothys using a Rothys coupon code that works (every time!).

Are they still going to be expensive? Well, yeah. But they’re also going to be SO worth it.

a purple pair of rothys on grass, with words saying "money saving rothys hacks"