What We Wish We’d Gotten For Christmas

At the risk of sounding like HUGE jerks…there’s just a few things we WISH we would have gotten for Christmas. I mean, they are largely impossible, but still… a Salty Mama can dream! 

1. A Starbucks gift card with about $1,700 on it.
2. Ten minutes of uninterrupted alone time.
3. All the toddler snuggles I want, without protest.
4. A housekeeping service.
5. 12 pedicure gift certificates.
6. A refrigerator-safe where I can hide my ice cream and other snacks I don’t want my kids to know about.
7. A date for my gallbladder surgery.
8. A get-out-of-volunteering free card.
9. A clean car.
10. The ability to freeze time before my four year old turns five.
11. This mug that keeps coffee hot for hours, so I could stop complaining about my coffee getting cold before I can drink it.
12. French fries. So many French Fries.
13. A kid-free weekend.
14. More Staedtler fineliners, because I lost the purple one and that just won’t do.
15. A de-cluttered house.
16. A stereo that refuses to play children’s CDs.
17. A good night’s sleep.
18. NOT a birdfeeder.
19. A new wallet in a color I want but don’t need.
20. Everything in this Amazon shop.
21. For a Christmas extension, so we could have a few more days of that Holiday Magic to see us through to next year.

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So there it is, our Pipe-Dream-Christmas-Wish-List. What would you add?

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