My husband comes out of the bathroom, fresh from a shower, still with dripping wet hair, and looks at me with utter disdain. “Babe. Did you seriously poop in the shower?" I mean, I’m not sure how I’m supposed to respond to this, because clearly, I did not. Like, I’m not sure how to even justify this with an answer. We live with a four year old and a one year old. How, of all the Torrezes, is the ... Read More about No, Husband, I Did Not Poop in the Tub
I am not good at being sick. I am terrible at taking time to recover. So I’m that nutjob in Labor & Delivery asking if I can leave early. Which is how I was checked out of the hospital 23 hours after our third baby was born. All that sitting around was making me ancy. I wanted to sleep in my own bed and eat my own food (or at least Chipotle’s food but in my own house) and I was sure my Target ... Read More about High Comedy at the Post Office
Happy one month Blogiversary to US! But we wouldn't even be celebrating if it weren't for YOU, so we've got a week full of fun and giveaways that we're excited to gift to you! We're gonna keep on blogging all week, so you're going to want to make sure you've liked us on Facebook to keep up with all the ways to win! Once you like us on Facebook, comment DONE here and you'll have your first ... Read More about Salty Mama GIVEAWAY WEEK!
You might have seen those ads floating around Facebook by now. “This company will pay you $300 to unplug for an hour!” They're talking about a program called OhmConnect, and those ads are (almost) right. For the past year and a half, we have been participating in a power savings program that helps us save BIG money on our electric bills. So much, in fact, that we have only paid one electric ... Read More about MicroHustle Monday- OhmConnect
It seems that every other weekend or so, my husband gets it in his head that we NEED something from Costco. A part of me seizes up inside because carts and samples and hot dogs and toys and clothes and so many things for the kids to ask for and so many places for them to get lost! Another part of me knows that I CANNOT send my husband alone because he will come home with a new TV, 96 beers, a ... Read More about How to Survive a Family Trip to Costco