Look, if you’re a parent, odds are…your kids are crying. Maybe a lot. But you’re not alon! Laugh along with the parents of Twitter and they’re always-crying kids.
If you have kids, you are NO stranger to all the crazy reasons that they’ll throw a fit. And yet, no matter how many tantrums you’ve witnessed, you’ll never stop being amazed at the things kids can freak out over.
So we scoured Twitter for some of the funniest, craziest, most ludicrous reasons kids cry. Then, we asked our followers – Why did your kids cry?
Here’s what they told us!
3 asked for strawberries but had a meltdown when I made him share with 7, dumping the strawberries on the floor. Trying to be helpful, 5 picked up the strawberries bc 3 refused. 3 began crying anew bc 5 picked up the strawberries. Is it bedtime yet? #whymykidiscrying #momsquad
— BeltwayMom (@Reinalyn407) October 3, 2018
— Dizzy Dad Diaries (@DizzyDadDiaries) September 2, 2018
My toddler is crying because I opened a Band-aid.
That she climbed onto a counter & into a cupboard to get.
Then brought to me & told me she needed the Band-Aid for her owie.
Which she then pointed out.
But apparently did not want me to actually open or use said Band-Aid.
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) September 10, 2018
my toddler is hysterically crying & mad at me because her spoon, that she’s eating oatmeal with, has oatmeal on it …………….
— mamashocks (@mikaylashocks) May 20, 2018
Because I thought he was blowing kisses at me but they were meant for his reflection and I stole them.
— Totsandcats (@totsandcats) September 20, 2018
My toddler is crying because she wanted 2 strawberries but I only gave her 2
— CarrieTheSequel (@passthewhine_44) June 7, 2018
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) February 24, 2018
Why my daughter is crying: She left her imaginary dog at the grocery store and I won’t go back to get it.
Just kidding. I totally went back for it.
— Are They 18 Yet? (@mrsmetcalf) September 21, 2018
4 yr old cried because it wasn’t raining inside of the house
— Abby (@abbypants13) September 20, 2018
Because I wouldn’t let him lick my laptop!
— Richard Marshall (@rmarshall86) September 20, 2018
Because the water he wanted went down the drain and he wants that specific drop of water, no other will do, and why won’t the drain give it back.
— Manic Mama (@JannaKilimnik) September 20, 2018
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) August 30, 2017
— E. L. Lane (@ellanewriter) April 13, 2017
— jen bryant (@jenmooreKY) August 28, 2018
Reason My Kid Is Crying: Because she farted and scared herself awake. pic.twitter.com/etSdljLKe7
— Brittany Duncan (@brittanyhduncan) September 12, 2018
Reasons my kid is crying…
Because the lions on the tv won’t jump out and play with him the way kitty does. ? ?
— Toni-Marie Rawk (@tonimarierawk) July 5, 2018
My 2yo is crying because I won’t let her hold a burning candle and earlier she cried because I wouldn’t let her use a gluestick as chapstick and I wish I could ask the lady from the drugstore if these are the moments I’m supposed to be enjoying every minute of.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) August 29, 2018
My toddler screamed because he saw me naked.
Thanks for the confidence boost, buddy. #whymykidiscrying
— TeacherMom (@TweatingForTwo) September 21, 2018
My 5 year old is crying because “kid” is not a palindrome like “mom” and “dad,” and that’s not fair.
— Christie Nic (@Christie_Nic) September 21, 2018
First 7 was crying because 5 “bit” him. 5 was crying because she didn’t bite him. Then 7 was crying because I accurately determined that he bit himself in a twisted ploy to get his sister in trouble and make her cry.
Now I’m crying and I need a margarita.
— ? 867-5309 ??? (@Jennyresists) September 20, 2018
My 5yo accidentally said she wanted either 0 or 10 choc chips & when I called her out on her slip up and said “fine, you can have zero” She lost her shit & started bawling saying ” it was an accident, it was an accident daddy!”
— Shaun (@Shaundsmith80) September 20, 2018
My toddler cried because I showed her a picture of Mr. Bean.
— Mother Haggard (@MotherHaggard) September 20, 2018
Oh God, just remembered that one time he was crying because he (himself) was in his own spot in his bed and he wanted himself to move so that he’d have the spot.
— Totsandcats (@totsandcats) September 21, 2018
Because he can’t wear his shoes AND his rain boots at the same time. In the bathtub.
— Toddler Nonsense (@NonsenseToddler) September 20, 2018
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) October 3, 2018
And with that we leave you with this deep thought for your soul:
— Sarah Beam (@momonmanna) March 14, 2018
Now you need to go, cause your kid is probably crying. For no good reason.
What’s the weirdest thing your kid has cried over? We’d love to hear about it in the comments!
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