The Salty Mamas send each other a LOT of texts, because we value our sanity and sometimes you just HAVE to share your day with someone else that's in the trenches. Then at some point you need to go look for something and when you see it all together like that you think, "Dear God, my life is a shit show! Literally!" But the best way to feel better about the weird stuff you're texting about is ... Read More about Texts You Should Never Have to Send
Road trips are always a huge endeavor, especially when you’re traveling with a bunch of little ones. You spend more time prepping for the trip than you’ll probably spend at your final destination, making sure you have everything you could possibly need for every possible scenario: illness, peed pants, owies of all shapes and sizes, snacks – OH GOD THE SNACKS. Every possible book that will be ... Read More about Panic at Panera
My husband comes out of the bathroom, fresh from a shower, still with dripping wet hair, and looks at me with utter disdain. “Babe. Did you seriously poop in the shower?" I mean, I’m not sure how I’m supposed to respond to this, because clearly, I did not. Like, I’m not sure how to even justify this with an answer. We live with a four year old and a one year old. How, of all the Torrezes, is the ... Read More about No, Husband, I Did Not Poop in the Tub
I am not good at being sick. I am terrible at taking time to recover. So I’m that nutjob in Labor & Delivery asking if I can leave early. Which is how I was checked out of the hospital 23 hours after our third baby was born. All that sitting around was making me ancy. I wanted to sleep in my own bed and eat my own food (or at least Chipotle’s food but in my own house) and I was sure my Target ... Read More about High Comedy at the Post Office
Happy one month Blogiversary to US! But we wouldn't even be celebrating if it weren't for YOU, so we've got a week full of fun and giveaways that we're excited to gift to you! We're gonna keep on blogging all week, so you're going to want to make sure you've liked us on Facebook to keep up with all the ways to win! Once you like us on Facebook, comment DONE here and you'll have your first ... Read More about Salty Mama GIVEAWAY WEEK!